Busted

Well, as pitiful as Jake's penis might be to me, I still tried having sex with him yesterday morning. He turned me down cold. Now how odd is that? Who wouldn't want to fuck me? Well after being turned down for sex by my own husband, I decided it was time to make myself some margaritas. Now, I admit, margaritas and I don't mix very well- and I get drunk way too fast. But what's a girl to do when her husband turns her down? Drink some margaritas! One turned into two, two turned into three and so on.. and before long I was naked and singing Madonna in our foyer. Carmela tried hard to get me to cover up since Alfredo was there to tend to the gardening but I just didn't care. I marched into my kitchen and grabbed a cucumber, sat myself ontop of our black baby grand piano and fucked my dripping wet pussy with it. As I'm stuffing it inside my pussy, who walks in?? Jake! Ohhh Jake was MAD! Mad, mad, mad! He picked our vase of calla lilies up and threw it against the wall. I just laughed at him, told him what a small penis he had, and how fucking stupid he is to pass up sex with ME! He was SO angry he checked into a hotel. He did call later on to make sure that I would be dressed properly (minus the margaritas) and ready for a business dinner with his boss tonight. Of course, pretty little wife better get it together, huh? I'm off to the spa for a massage from sexy Rico...


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